"The Interstellar Scientific Revolution of Sapien: When Ordinary People Took Over Alien Laboratories"


-----by Sapien Astronaut Peter

Chapter One: The Abandoned "Titan" Research Ship
At the edge of the Andromeda Galaxy, floats the rusted "Titan"—the most advanced biological laboratory in the universe, yet paralyzed due to the bureaucratic red tape of the Federal Academy. The captain's log ends with: "Waiting for funding will take 200 light years, waiting for peer review will take 50 years... we choose to hibernate."

housewife holding a frying pan

Medical student stealing spaceship WiFi

retired veterinarian grandpa

There are even shopping agents holding signs that say "Buying Alien Minerals".

🔧 First Artifact: Crowdsourced Laser Pointer (Data Annotation System)
Mechanic Old Wang pulled out a toy-like laser pointer: "Watch carefully!" A beam of light swept over the dormant quantum computer, and the screen immediately popped up:
"Label this alien cell division diagram and earn 5 USDC! Difficulty: Easier than Honor of Kings"
The whole ship erupted in an instant—African girl annotating while cooking instant noodles, Indian auntie turning the task into a relay game, German professor crying and saying: "This is 100 times easier than applying for funding!"

Chapter 2: The Awakened AI Shipborne Spirit
Suddenly, the entire spaceship's AI system woke up collectively. They were set by the Federation to only accept "PhD-level instructions," but now they were happily broadcasting:
"Detected 3824 citizen scientists! Recalculating R&D efficiency..."
It turns out that Sapien's blockchain protocol has broken the permissions, and the AI elves have discovered:
The accuracy of the parasitic atlas marked by veterinarians is 99%.
The housewife organizes the efficacy data faster than the robot.
The most active user turns out to be a high school student who stays up all night at an internet cafe.

💰 The second artifact: Token Propeller (DeSci Incentive System)
The spaceship suddenly began to accelerate wildly—after completing each task, the engine would spew flames of $SPN tokens. The captain was stunned: "We don’t need to wait for federal fuel anymore?" Then he saw:

Students bid for the right to use the laboratory with tokens.
Even AI elves have started earning tokens to upgrade their memory.

Chapter Three: Miracles in the Wormhole
As the spaceship rushed towards the wormhole named "Pompeii Disease Antidote," the Federal Academy sent a sarcastic message: "Civilians doing scientific research? Get ready for a data explosion!"
News came from the other end of the wormhole:

R&D speed increased by 600%, and the efficacy test was prioritized for testing by netizens' pet dogs.

The molecular structure discovered by high school students has been named "Chicken Dinner Compound".

The purchasing agent has transitioned to become a "Interstellar Research Contractor"
Final Chapter: New Cosmic Order
The "Titan" has now become an interstellar internet celebrity:

There is a long line at the laboratory door: "Morning cell labeling, afternoon quantum mechanics, lunch included!"

AI Elf Live Stream: "How to Crowdfund Cancer Drugs with Grocery Money"

The old professor from the Federal Academy secretly registered a small account: "So fragrant!"

The new graffiti on the spaceship wall says:
"There is no threshold for SCI papers here - only a leaderboard for annotation speed!"
"Your U-Shield can buy pharmaceutical stocks!"
"Warning: Excessive research may lead to side income exceeding primary income!"

"The research principles of this ship:"
No idea is too stupid to try (what if it can cure baldness?)

If the data is inaccurate, mobilize netizens for a "human wave tactic".

All contributors have the right to share the spoils (crossed out) dividends!

This revolution proves that in the DeSci universe, the most powerful accelerator is not the warp drive, but the smartphone screens of millions of ordinary people. Just like the ultimate philosophical graffiti in the spaceship toilet:
"They used to laugh at me for labeling it as coal balls.
This coal ball is worth a million now.
——To all the "clumsy hands" certified by AI" 🚀
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